While in the midst of doing research on various projects, the most unexpected phrases keep popping up in our keyword lists – phrases that real people in presumably real situations obviously feel compelled to enter into search engines.
These phrases are bizarre enough on their own, but what really makes me shake my head and wonder is imagining the situations these poor, unfortunate, confused people must find themselves in the first place…
Bizarre Phrases that People Actually Type into Search Engines:
- My english teacher lost my essay (searched 18 times per day)
- Whole body donation (22)
- Shaving horse (27)
- Cow seeds (6)
- Underground soil (3)
- Natural dog (64)
- Husband doesn’t shower or wear deodorant (5)
- My husband wears my clothes (10)
- Why is my husband a jerk (6)
- How to flirt (179)
- Why is my honda goldwing to hard to push (15)
- Holiday meal with no teeth (4)
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